Latest Mens Historical Costumes - Adult Moses Costume Online Sale

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If we were the pharaoh in the Book of Exodus, we’d have been a lot less stubborn after Moses showed us what he could do. We mean, as soon as the prophet turned a staff into a snake, that’s when we’d have said THAT’S IT! WE’VE SEEN ENOUGH! and probably gone so far as to offer Moses and the Israelites a ride to the promised land ourselves. Moses might have said, But I’ve got all these plagues lined up...boils...frogs...and you’re going to hate the last one… And we’d have said You just turned a stick into a bloody boa constrictor, did you really not think that would be enough? GET OUT OF HERE!
We guess some people are just stubborn. Still, Moses taught us a lot. It’s good for kids these days to learn that breaking a tablet can mean something much, much worse than having to go to the Apple store the next day. (Maybe Adam and Eve should have just gone to the Apple store to begin with…) And we appreciate him sticking to his guns. How many men have the tenacity to look for a place for forty years without once stopping to ask for directions? (Paradoxically, that joke might just be older than Moses himself.)
When you wear this robe, belt, and tunic, people will be begging you to get them out of work and go get lost somewhere. And if you don’t want to grow your beard out for five years, take the easy way out and get a beard wig here while you’re at it! Can’t be a biblical prophet without a beard! (Seriously, does anyone in the Old Testament not have a beard?)
100% polyester
Long, sleeveless pullover tunic has V-placket; printed to look like coarse weave
Maroon robe has open front, wide sleeves, vertical cream & black stripes
Brown faux suede belt fastens w/ Velcro
Also available in child size
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Latest Mens Historical Costumes - Adult Moses Costume Online Sale

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